I wonder if Oprah Winfery will give me some money for hurting child molestors.  She hates them just as much as I do.  I don't want the money but it will help. It will be good to have a bit of extra cash. I've got nothing.

Vladimir is a nice man.

Being a dog is a bad thing. Food is shit and being a cat is shit and being a cat is terrible because you must believe in it. I have to keep saying it because that's what happens how else am I meant to get order. Every one will be saved after they learn their lessons. 

Did you know that the queen is German and, did you know Pope Benedict is German and, Hitler was meant to be Jewish?  He was a madman that went wrong.

Prince William is Greek because Prince Phillip is Greek.

When I was in jail I was running the show.  I had everyone's thoughts in my thoughts.  That's how it works, isn't it?  It was scary, but I loved it.

When I was accused of Walsh St., my sister-in-law's maiden name is Walsh.  There's a few songs with my name on there.
Wild Wild West - "Manny in the backroom, waiting for the big boom" - It come out two months after Walsh St.